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Coffee Crisis





Status Updates

2016-11-11: title added to greenlight with the title of 'Coffee Crisis'
2016-11-23: status changed from 'Waiting' to 'Greenlit'
2018-01-26: status changed from 'Greenlit' to 'Released'
Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up that pays homage to the nineties era of Streets of Rage, Turtles in Time & Golden Axe.

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: our metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all of the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas (except for the Mars stage – that's just Will's imagination), on a retro platform that needs new games like Earthlings need WiFi, the Sega Genesis. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth.


The Smurgliens can have the Kid Rocks, Coldplays, and Linkin Parks… but if you don’t help our heroes fend off against the alien-assimilated elderly, bros, cowgirls, and country western singers, who knows what could happen!